Jenna Fatigue

2008-01-15T20:37:00.000-08:00

Jenna Jameson; the long goodbye

It's been since April of 2007 that Team Jenna Fatigue surfaced for air to comment on the media debacle that has become Jenna Jameson. So after a quick remark about something totally unremarkable we disappeared ---- until now. It seems that at the '08 AVN Awards Jenna declared her legs forever closed in a bizarre retirement speech before presenting some inane 'mainstream crossover' award named in her honor.

I found the clip on Luke Is Back so here it is: Jenna Jameson’s Awards Show Speech

So where does this leave us? Where does Team Jenna Fatigue go from here? We don't think Jenna has been doing much sex action lately anyway and Playboy - who owns Club Jenna - most likely has plenty of not-yet-seen footage ready to push on the public over the next few years.

Gram Ponante at Porn Valley Observed goes The Economist route to ask the big questions and get some perspective on how the news of Jenna's retirement affects 'the future of the porn superstar'.

But does the general porn fan really care? Is Jenna even considered a big draw these days? Her name still means something in mainstream circles because who the hell else are media folks going to reference? But for rabid porn consumers is she still sought after for product?

Each time we see Jenna these days in magazines and on the web she looks a bit 'off,' let's say. Here are some images we spotted on Drunken Stepfather the other day (w/ nonsensical AVN clip).

I guess she could write another book. Then there's that bio-pic of her life. She can just keep popping up in gossip magazines and on celebrity sites who traffic in such madness to keep the profile glittering.

Maybe it's just time she stepped aside. Not sure if she could ever just walk away from the media attention. Where does a world-famous pornstar just drift away too? It might not be a bad idea to lay low for awhile. We honestly do not care, but because of her 'newsworthy' moment the other night declaring her vagina officially closed for business we figured a brief comment on this site, the preeminent source for all things media nonsense related to Jenna, and get it out of our system.

We might be back. We might not. We think Jenna is already plotting her COMEBACK FUCK video extravaganza so perhaps when that hits the news cycle we'll return to say how thrilled we are to have her back where she belongs - wherever that is......

Love,

Us

2007-04-11T19:49:00.000-07:00

Island Dispatch: We have to admit there isn’t much these days to keep us from our daily activities of lounging on the beach with a cold beverage and reading classic Hemingway. But when news filtered down to our tranquil island paradise that Jenna Jameson had been hiding out after a supposed botched vaginoplasty and then re-appeared at a porn convention looking frighteningly skinny and sporting a kooky Posh Spice haircut and then subsequently blaming her extreme weight loss on the stress she’s been under while publicly feuding with her ex-husband Jay Grdina -- well… how could we not towel off and comment on such media ballyhoo?

We hadn’t even realized she’d hooked up with Tito Ortiz so any word about her vagina maintenance was a complete surprise. As for her looking like Posh Spice, well it’s a bit much.

And then there’s the movie adaptation of her autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, which should surely put cinema back 30 years should it ever make it to the big screen. Who are they going to get to play Jenna? This is the big question. We’ve heard Scarlett Johansson is rumored to be interested in the role, but the whole ‘taking it up the ass’ chapter of the porn star’s heralded (small screen) career may dampen Ms. Johansson’s enthusiasm for the project. But we shall see.

The point of this dispatch is due to the fact that Jenna is all over the media these days and that can only mean one thing: Jenna Fatigue. Way too much media coverage of the adult star who seems to be having a resurgence of late, what with the vaginoplasty and extreme skinniness making news. Porn-star and vaginoplasty is always two words that when put together will create a whirl of media interest.

And so we once again put down the expensive liquor, practice our reporting skills (noting news reports from other sources, that is) and seek out examples of Jenna Fatigue around the globe.

Because, quite honestly, it’s enough already!

2006-12-11T16:11:00.000-08:00

Jenna, Divorced

Our last post was July 20, 2006. Because ‘All Things Jenna’ finally took its toll, that’s why. We needed a respite from the daily grind of filtering out all the latest and greatest Jenna news. It’s taxing, quite taxing, on all the senses.

And yet, upon hearing the NEWS that the boobalicious adult star is getting divorced from her husband, we perked up long enough from our siesta to post an update.

It seems the XXX star is dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. We have no clue who that is, but then again, we’re on an island in the middle of nowhere so stuff like that is meaningless.

This really isn’t big news, unless you’re truly concerned about Jenna’s love life, and if you are, you need help.

We’re not sure how involved we want to be in the Jenna/Media game; while we enjoy looking at her boobs, it’s the actual work part that gets in the way of our relaxing. But there’s something about Jenna, rather the Jenna phenomenon. In our estimation, it’s cooled somewhat, from, say the time when her book hit the shelves and she was pretty much everywhere.

She’s also since sold out to Playboy, which has rendered much of the business side of the Jenna Empire rather dull.

However, this period in her public life and career might be somewhat interesting; she’s really not a working porn star and more than likely possesses hours and hours of pre-filmed material just waiting to be released -- a few, buzz-ready titles a year for the foreseeable future.

But where does she fit in now to the media zeitgeist? With so much ‘adult’ content to be consumed on the ‘Net and elsewhere, a glut of user-generated content featuring sexy, ‘real’ girls and a laundry list of skanky actresses and socialites on the scene, in the tabloids and on magazine covers each week – many of who having shown there vaginas ten times as much as Jenna has in the past year -, where does pornography’s most recognizable face go for a little media hand-holding?

Damn good question.

Will she be rendered obsolete this time next year? Will she re-launch herself into a new content medium, with a new message?

It’s another damn good question.

There’s so much to discuss when it comes to Jenna. We’re going to try and make sense of it all, if that’s at all possible. And without a bottle of Jim Beam it might not be.

To be continued….

2006-07-20T14:42:00.000-07:00

After a few weeks lounging on the beach on an island in the middle of nowhere, far from any news of the buxom Jenna and her continuing takeover of the entertainment world, we are tanned, rested and ready to dive back into the waters presently occupied by Jenna Jameson and the always jovial and unpredictable/predictable mainstream media.

Our return to interesting/boring/annoying news about Jenna brings us one of the better story headlines we’ve had the pleasure of reading in quite some time.

Poor Mojo Newswire: Fucking isn't bad for Feminism

"These well-intentioned prudes proffer a false choice: Be the next Jenna Jameson or support Hillary for president. There's no room for a lusty woman in office (never mind Mary Carey's political ambitions), and certainly no credence given to strippers or adult performers, who they see as airheaded sluts."

2006-07-20T12:24:00.000-07:00

Drunken Stepfather: Jenna Jameson Photoshoot of the Day

Just because....

2006-06-30T15:55:00.000-07:00

The XXX factor

Hollywood's increasingly frequent connections to pornography only parrot what's happening in the rest of popular culture. Hard-core websites fill the Internet, adult performer Jenna Jameson's 'How to Make Love Like a Porn Star' was a bestselling book and hard-core DVDs generate estimated annual sales in excess of $12 billion.

2006-06-28T12:22:00.000-07:00

miaminewtimes.com - The Mantra at Tantra

"In another room, Jenna Jameson, dressed in a sleek black belly-baring top, her long platinum-blond hair hanging in a flattering frame about her tan face and kohl-lined eyes, sits in a booth that's invisible from the main entrance and dance floor. Her entourage of four beefcakes sandwiches her."

2006-06-27T12:37:00.000-07:00

Strip clubs go on offensive

"'The argument is a red herring,' said Richard Hertzberg, who represents Paradise Valley porn start Jenna Jameson, a part owner of Babe's. 'I've been trying to get adult bookstores and clubs in this city for 30 years. It can't be done.'"

2006-06-22T14:18:00.000-07:00

Playboy Acquires Club Jennas

"Playboy Enterprises Inc. (PEI) (NYSE:PLA) today announced the acquisition of Club Jenna Inc. (CJI), a multi-media adult entertainment business founded by Jenna Jameson. The acquisition adds a premier and profitable brand to Playboy’s Entertainment Group business, with assets including a successful film production business, a library of video content, a network of web sites and a DVD retail distribution deal."

*Yeah, we know it’s a big deal. But we’re just not that enthused. Good for Playboy. Good for Jenna and her team. Maybe if Drudge picks up the story we’ll pop open the champagne. Until then, color us ambivalent.

2006-06-22T12:23:00.000-07:00

DVD Talk Review: Thinking XXX: Extended Edition

"Disappointingly, one of the most important names in modern porn, Jenna Jameson, does not speak during the film, and is instead talked about. On the other hand, the cross-section of the industry's talent, including legends like Nina Hartley, Ron Jeremy and Peter North, and newer superstars like Sunrise Adams, Briana Banks and Jesse Jane."

2006-06-22T12:21:00.000-07:00

BlogNYC - Rock Out Against AIDS With Pride!

"A raffle and silent auction will be held featuring gifts generously donated by Jenna Jameson and Club Jenna.com!"

2006-06-20T14:42:00.000-07:00

mediabistro.com: GalleyCat

"So far, no comment yet from Lori Perkins, who is representing the project(and has a habit of taking on sexed-up celebrities, such as Jenna Jameson, as clients) and no word if there are going to be any takers once the project is shopped around."

2006-06-16T10:05:00.000-07:00

Renowned Adult Entertainment Star Jenna Jameson and Famed Rocker Dave Navarro Host the Largest Erotic Show in the U.S.: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance

"Get out of the heat, and add some SPICE to your weekend... Jenna Jameson and her Club Jenna Girls will be making daily appearances to sign autographs and take photos with fans, and Dave Navarro and the Camp Freddy band will be doing their Indie 103 show live with a three-hour broadcast from the ELA floor on Saturday, from 6 to 9 pm. Also enjoy educational seminars, an erotic and rock 'n roll photography exhibit, erotic art, and meet some of your favorite adult stars..."

2006-06-16T10:03:00.000-07:00

Battle shaping up over adult club law

"The new rules were introduced after Paradise Valley porn star Jenna Jameson became a part owner in Babe's Cabaret and announced plans to makeover the strip club."

2006-06-13T14:09:00.000-07:00

"I am - Jenna Jameson’s Tits of the Day"

Speaking of breasts and sluts, here’s some pics of Jenna at some event recently. Her tits are nothing to get all that impressed by, if you want a set of your own, all you need is 5,000 dollars…

2006-06-12T15:33:00.000-07:00

Jenna Jameson Heats Up the 2006 EXXXOTICA

"Age & the apparent stress that comes along w/ being the undisputed Queen of the adult entertainment industry is taking a toll on Jenna, but she’s doing very well, in my opinion. I mean, she’s obviously in this for the dough & you can bet your ass the dough is good!"

2006-06-09T12:26:00.000-07:00

Sex, schmoozing and video games | CNET News.com

"'Our purpose (in being at the conference) is we think there needs to be a concerted effort by a lot of people in this industry to be a success,' said Brad Abram, president of XStream3D, publisher of 'Virtually Jenna,' the game based on the life of porn star Jenna Jameson. The conference is 'more about the networking (than about the content) and putting faces to names. There are still old-school ways of doing business that are appropriate for any industry.'"

2006-06-08T13:25:00.000-07:00

Online video games set to get X-rated - Netscape News

Those games join other X-rated offerings such as "Virtually Jenna," an online title that gives users the opportunity to have sex with a computer-generated version of popular porn star Jenna Jameson for $29.95 a month.

2006-06-06T12:46:00.000-07:00

Audrey Tautou Beats Tom Cruise on Celebrity Buzz This Month

"Adult superstar Jenna Jameson has taken Mariah Carey’s last month position at Number 4 and thus pushes aside the pop singer to Number 5."

2006-06-01T15:41:00.000-07:00

Jenna Jameson More Popular Than Britney Spears Now On Net

"According to UK's Men Magazine Zoo, 'After three years at number one, Britney Spears is no longer the most popular peach on the Internet ... So let's all rise for the new leader, porn legend Jenna Jameson.'"

2006-05-31T14:04:00.000-07:00

Former porn star shows her true colors -- the blues

"Years before people like Jenna Jameson made porn mainstream, Kane used her past to help launch a music career that included dabbled in punk and country before finding her true love: the blues."

2006-05-30T12:17:00.000-07:00

reviewjournal.com - Madonna draws rival A-listers

Also there: poker stars Jennifer Tilly and Phil Laak, Natasha Henstridge, NFL stars Terrell Owens, Brian Urlacher and Steven Jackson, porn star Jenna Jameson and Kennedy.

2006-05-30T12:15:00.000-07:00

WorldNetDaily: Porn, pedophiles, our kids and MySpace

"The pages of sex-film stars like Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick are quickly becoming popular with America's teens as evidenced by the actresses' thousands of 'friends' – other MySpace users who ask for full access to a user's page."

2006-05-26T16:56:00.000-07:00

Dave Navarro and Jenna Jameson to Host This Year's Erotica LA June 23 - 25, 2006!

"Renowned adult entertainment star Jenna Jameson and famed rocker Dave Navarro (Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jane's Addiction and Camp Freddy) are the hosts for the upcoming Erotica LA, the largest adult shopping metroplex and cultural event to hit Los Angeles."

2006-05-25T14:19:00.000-07:00

iRiver On The Rocks

"Certainly those tasteless ads featuring Jenna Jameson didn't exactly help sales. Then again, building MP3 players is a complicated business -- you have to secure a supply of flash memory chips, which Apple has been tying up since last August."

2006-05-23T12:53:00.000-07:00

Hollywood Wiretap

"It all began with the discovery that dozens of the world's biggest porn stars are now using the site to promote themselves, much as bands do. These performers include Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick and Nikki Benz."

2006-05-19T14:24:00.000-07:00

Democrat & Chronicle: insider big

"6. Adult film star

Education: If anything, it's a hindrance.

Path: Because of the Internet, all you really need is a camera and a computer. But, for women, to be a porn star like Jenna Jameson, stripping often is the first step. Then a move to L.A. (Chatsworth, in the San Fernando Valley, is the 'porn capital of the world.') Find a production or agency seeking models or actresses for adult work. Get to it. Guys, however, need to have an 'in' in the industry. A very big in.

Physical requirements: Thanks to festishists and weirdos, any and every body type is in demand."

2006-05-18T17:15:00.000-07:00

WorldNetDaily: Porn stars using MySpace to lure...

"Stars with pages include Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick and Nikki Benz, as well as porn industry trade publication Adult Video News. Some have links to the women's official websites, which include images, videos and sex toys."

Hollywood Wiretap reports that while the average MySpace user has 68 "friends," connected to his or her page, Jameson has 406,571 and Patrick 56,688.

2006-05-18T15:38:00.000-07:00

AVN - Doc Johnson Unveils Jenna Blow-Up Doll

"Adult novelty company Doc Johnson and Vivid Video teamed up to present the Jenna Jameson 3 Holes Blow-Up Doll T collection, available on the shelves of mainstream retailers nationwide."

2006-05-17T16:54:00.000-07:00

The Movable Buffet: Pink Taco Heads to Arizona

"But here is the irony, as everyone in Scottsdale I am sure is already is well aware, Las Vegan Jenna Jameson exported herself to Scottsdale years ago and made the town the center of her ClubJenna business empire. And, now they rise up over our Mexican food? Okay, this is what the plan is, look out world: Scottsdale the new Las Vegas! What do you think?"

2006-05-17T13:30:00.000-07:00

411mania.com

The Knicks though were the Jenna Jameson of the NBA and you can't turn a porn star into doing Shakespeare.

2006-05-16T10:27:00.000-07:00

AVN - Jenna Spices Up Kid Rock Concert

"Jenna Jameson made a surprise appearance on stage over the weekend before a crowd of over 25,000 during the final two shows of Kid Rock's Winter Tour in Auburn Hills, Mich., just outside Detroit."

2006-05-15T10:03:00.000-07:00

AP Spanish | Tratan de frenar una pornografía cada vez más aceptable

"Otra actriz, Jenna Jameson, publicó el libro 'How to Make Love Like a Porn Star' (Cómo hacer el amor igual que una actriz pornográfica), que se convirtió en uno de los libros de mayor venta en Estados Unidos."

2006-05-15T10:02:00.000-07:00

CourierPostOnline

"I clicked on his profile and found that he was 'friends' with Jenna Jameson, the porn star, which meant I had to go check out her profile.

So what started off as the perfectly normal, self-obsessed action of Googling my own name turned into four hours of scrolling through the profile of the most popular porn star in the history of the world."

2006-05-11T14:43:00.000-07:00

Great Moments In Jenna Fatigue History – Volume 15

Jenna Jameson. Germany. Maxim.

Is there really that much more to discuss? We didn’t think so either.

2006-05-11T14:37:00.000-07:00

Psychiatric Services

Jenna Jameson's How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale is by far the longest and most heavily illustrated of these four books

2006-05-10T15:56:00.000-07:00

Hollywood2020: Hollywood Celebrities Got Game at ACCESS E3

Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, Tony Hawk, Jenna Jameson, Hal Sparks, David Gallagher, Gena Lee Nolin, Traci Bingham, Colin Hanks, Brande Roderick, Hayden Panetierre, Shaun Murray and Mia St. John (appeared at G4 Awards events)

2006-05-09T10:55:00.000-07:00

The Wesleyan Argus - Spring fever considerations

"I'm no Jenna Jameson, but over the past three years in our wonderful undergraduate bubble, I've certainly heard and experienced my fair share of Fever successes, humorous mishaps, and then, of course, serious faux pas."

2006-05-08T12:25:00.000-07:00

A Nation Torn Over Porn

"Jenna Jameson's How to Make Love Like a Porn Star hit the best-seller lists and she hosted a racy pre-Super Bowl party in Detroit in February."

2006-05-08T12:24:00.000-07:00

Filmmaker Magazine

"A while back I linked to the first in the series, a mixture of animation and Jenna Jameson."

2006-05-05T11:28:00.000-07:00

Lexington Herald-Leader | Disrobing for dollars

"Porn queen Jenna Jameson, for example, had a special event in Detroit for the 2006 Super Bowl."

2006-05-05T11:26:00.000-07:00

Sex & Relationships: Cybersex Grows Up

"What makes the time ripe for computerized lovin'? 'We have the normalization of pornography' (i.e., Jenna Jameson on the New York Times bestseller list). And we've got 'terrorism, Netflix and the increasing size of home TVs,' all the modern trends making people more inclined to cling to the comfort of home."

2006-05-04T12:53:00.000-07:00

BlogNYC - Jenna Jameson at the Saturn Awards

"For those of you that have never heard of the Saturn Awards, that probably means you've been laid in the past year. The Saturn Awards is the awards show created by The Academy of Science Fiction Fantasy and Horror Films."

2006-05-03T14:09:00.000-07:00

MarksFriggin.com - Stern Show News

"Howard said he also watched American Idol last night before watching ''Goodfellas.'' Beth wasn't around so he watched all of that and then had to beat off to Jenna Jameson and Savanna Samson's ''The Devil and Ms. Jones'' movie."

2006-05-03T14:08:00.000-07:00

Daily Pepper: Celebrity Fit Club Is Coming Back!

Ted Lange - Isaac the Bartender from The Love Boat: YES! Isaac the bartender is baaack! At the moment, Lange is most famous for co-writing an advice column for the magazine FHM, and he writes it with Jenna Jameson. Is Celebrity Fit Club ready for a loverman?

2006-05-02T14:39:00.000-07:00

Red Carpet Premiere ... Ivan Kane's 'Royal Jelly'

"CELEBRITY GUESTS INCLUDE: Tommy Lee (Motley Crue), Jenna Jameson, Billy Duffy (The Cult), John Densmore (The Doors), Jane Wiedlin (Go Go's), Stephen Pearcy (Ratt), Chuck Wright (Quiet Riot), Anthony Anderson (Hustle & Flow), Greg Dully (Afghan Whigs), Scott Morrison (The Cult), Bob Fernandez (Orgy), Leor Dimant (Limp Bizkit)"

2006-05-01T15:40:00.000-07:00

Angelina Jolie Leads Celebrity Searches In April

Celebopedia, an online celebrity encyclopedia, announced the 25 most searched for celebrities for the month of April 2006.

1. Angelina Jolie (3)
2. Vida Guerra (2)
3. Beyonce (1)
4. Jenna Jameson (10)

2006-05-01T14:57:00.000-07:00

Pornimated | for grown-up Toys'R'Us kids

"A company called Korupt Kittens, out of Scottsdale, AZ (Jenna’s hometown) created the antenna accessory. They think it’ll be the best seller out of their products, which include a Nascar figure, Hooters girls figures, and some other sports related ones.

Jenna says, 'I’ve done pole dances in a lot of clubs, but this is the first time I’ve ever used a car antenna. I think it’s hilarious.'"

2006-05-01T11:24:00.000-07:00

Dogmatic - Company Makes Jenna Jameson Antenna Doll

"An Arizona-based company has created a five-inch tall doll in the likeness of AVN Hall of Famer Jenna Jameson. The doll attaches to a car antenna, in a simulated pole dance. The doll slides to the bottom of the antenna and moves with the motion of the vehicle. (Now if only they created a life-size Jenna Jameson doll… - JR)"

A special thanks to the folks at Dogmatic where we spotted this bit o’ fatigue on their cool site.

2006-05-01T11:22:00.000-07:00

Brand Week: It's Just A Manly Thing

"This painfully obvious realization has been a huge boon for marketers. Any product now is ripe for man-lification. A kind of straight eye for the straight guy process that allows us dudes to convince ourselves that when we thought, 'Hey, Heath Ledger is kind of cute,' we really meant 'WOOAH ALL RIGHT! Another Jenna Jameson tie-in!' Male anxiety is so rampant these days that no product is safe from being drenched in Y chromosomes."

A Jenna reference in Brand Week is exactly how we like to start off our week. Oh yeah!

2006-04-28T12:50:00.000-07:00

Moviehole.net - Favreau steaming up Iron Man

"Possibly the best news of the week – next to the news that Jenna Jameson has offered to clean out my cat’s litter tray this weekend – has to do with Swinging’ Jon Favreau being tapped to steer Tony Stark’s first big-screen jaunt."

2006-04-28T12:49:00.000-07:00

The Movable Buffet: The Las Vegas Country Club: where Presidents and Porn Stars mix

"She also is a former Miss. Congeniality Nevada. But when the biggest name in adult, Jenna Jameson, came calling to sign her up for Club Jenna she decided to make the leap into porn: Sophia's Syndrome (which features Jenna) will be released on May 9. And, though this story I am about to tell you is not a publicity stunt it couldn't have worked out better."

2006-04-28T12:47:00.000-07:00

AlterNet: Pornification of Our Culture

"I think my first indication that taking a beginners' stripping class was not going to be exactly what I had been envisioning was when we (a group of ten girlfriends on a bachelorette party outing) were introduced to our instructor, Daphne. She happened to be a perfect physical mix of Jenna Jameson and Mary Lou Retton."

2006-04-28T09:47:00.000-07:00

Daily Pepper - On the London Stage: Taming of the ... Porn Star

"Gee, the author name-drops Chekhov but the author (or an overzealous editor) felt it necessary to spell out the title 'Debbie Does Dallas,' as if we were as dumb as rocks. The release itself might be even funnier than watching Jenna Jameson get her Ophelia on."

2006-04-27T11:24:00.000-07:00

Irish Examiner - Keira tops world's sexiest women poll

Keira Knightley has come top of a poll of the world’s 100 Sexiest Women. The actress beats off competition from the likes of Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Cameron Diaz and Kate Moss.

33. Hilary Duff
34. Paris Hilton
35. Lucy Pinder
36. Brittany Murphy
37. Tera Patrick
38. Christina Aguilera
39. Lisa Snowdon
40. Charlotte Church
41. Tara Reid
42. Victoria Silvstedt
43. Jennifer Lopez
44. Maggie Grace

87. Kate Moss
88. Carmen Electra
89. Rachel McAdams
90. Myfanwy Waring
91. Roxanne McKee
92. Jenna Jameson
93. Jessica Biel
94. Kate Middleton
95. Josie Maran"

*We here at Jenna Fatigue collectively feel as if Jenna got royally screwed. She is totally sexier than the likes of Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton, Brittany Murphy, Christina Aguilera, Charlotte Church and Tara Reid. And who the fuck is Myfanwy Waring?

The whole thing is a sham. Are they not seeing the photos we’re posting on this here website? Fuckers!

2006-04-27T11:15:00.000-07:00

20 Minutes With Ron Jeremy - Commentary

"DC: What is it like to be the greatest pornstar of all time (according to Adult Video News)?

Ron Jeremy: It's nice. They made Jenna Jameson No. 2 - she's still pissed about it. It's a nice honor though. My dad always told me, 'If you're going to do something, be the best at it.' If you're a shoeshine guy, be the best shoeshiner ever."

2006-04-26T12:02:00.000-07:00

Journey to the Center of the Earth 3-D

"I'm one of the few people who really doesn't mind the idea of remakes. If it's done well, a good re-telling of a great story can be fun. When done badly... it sucks harder than Jenna Jameson."

2006-04-25T10:54:00.000-07:00

Virtual sex growing up into real thing - Indiatimes Infotech

"Entrepreneurs are also seeking to fuse explicit video imagery with real-life tactile sensation. Brad Abram, president of XStream3D Multimedia, said his firm’s ‘Virtually Jenna’ , an online game in which the player has sex with realistic cartoon of porn star Jenna Jameson, can link hardware devices following the action to genitalia."

Jenna news in the India Times? Yeah, we’re on that, baby. Better believe it.

2006-04-24T13:15:00.000-07:00

TV Gal Changes Her Mind - Zap2it

Quotes of the Week:

'An unmarried woman, alone, of a certain age, dressed the way I dress, apparently is Korean for Jenna Jameson.' -- Lorelai to Christopher on 'Gilmore Girls.' Thanks to Gil for the quote."

2006-04-24T13:13:00.000-07:00

Guardian Unlimited Books | Boys behaving badly score their own literary genre

"Neil Strauss was the first author Ruby-Strauss commissioned in the genre. He is a former New York Times journalist who ghost-wrote US porn star Jenna Jameson's infamous bestseller, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, as well as the Goth musician Marilyn Manson's autobiography. To research The Game, Strauss spent his advance on a $2,250 (£1,264) seduction course run by someone called Mystery, who he describes as looking 'like a computer geek who'd been bitten by a vampire and was midway through his transformation'."

2006-04-24T10:33:00.000-07:00

AskMen.com - Top 10: Signs You've Been Single Too Long

"To you, Jenna Jameson and Jodie Foster are colleagues.."

2006-04-24T10:32:00.000-07:00

BlogNYC - Jenna Jameson in Esquire Magazine

"Wow, for Jenna Jameson these pics are like posing for a church calendar. I barely recognized her without her oddly shaped boobs completely exposed or bent over at the waist ass first at the camera. She must be getting a head start on proofs for the family Christmas card next year."

2006-04-21T11:42:00.000-07:00

MiamiHerald.com | Hot in here

"Jenna Jameson, arguably the most recognized name in the adult-film industry, will heat up EXXXOTICA -- Miami Beach, coming to the Miami Beach Convention Center June 9-11.

The ''Queen of Porn'' will be signing autographs and taking photos with attendees June 9 and 10 on the show floor.

Jameson is also co-owner of Club Jenna, Inc, which made more than $30 million in sales in 2005, and a best-selling author. Her book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale spent six weeks atop the New York Times Bestseller list in 2004.

Miami Beach will be held in Hall C of the MBCC; admission is $25 per day, and no one under 18 will be permitted to enter. For information, visit"

2006-04-21T10:10:00.000-07:00

Celebrity gossip from Perez Hilton

"Poor David Lee Roth is being booted from his radio gig and being replaced with the Opie & Anthony Show, which we probably will never listen to.

You know what we would listen to in the morning? Jenna Jameson! Someone get that bitch a radio show ASAP. She'll bring a whole new meaning to morning glory!"

2006-04-21T10:09:00.000-07:00

Don't look now, but it's actually the best of times

"My juicy pals over at Booty Parlor (www.bootyparlor.com) will happily sell you a lovely $300 vibe called the Minx, looking something like a giant pink carrot crossbred with My Little Pony, and its silver base is encrusted with 12 pink Swarovski crystals and it has a detachable fluffy 'tail' and comes in a silk-lined case and has its own stand for displaying on the mantel for when, presumably, Jenna Jameson comes over for some mojitos and a ride on your Sybian (Google it). BP sells about five or 10 Minxes per month. More during Christmas."

2006-04-20T12:38:00.000-07:00

Jenna Jameson Reacts Strongly to Inadvertent Distribution of Her Image in Children's Game Packaging

Jenna Jameson today reacted strongly to news that packaging in a game of checkers sold in Florida inadvertently included an image of her that was originally intended only for viewing by adults. She issued the following statement:

"I am offended and very upset that a picture of me made its way into packaging of a product intended for children. My company licensed this photo for use only in the packaging of an adult-oriented novelty key chain and for no other purpose. We take very seriously our legal and moral responsibility to restrict adult-oriented materials to adults only and I have nothing but contempt for anyone who would knowingly present any adult content to minors. While it appears in this case that the use of my image was inadvertent, this was a serious mistake and I want to personally apologize to families that have been affected. We have contacted our licensee and we have been assured by the manufacturer that this product has been or is in the process of being removed from the stores. We will do everything possible to assure that this kind of manufacturing error will not happen again."

2006-04-20T12:36:00.000-07:00

LAist: Welcome to the Regan Administration

"Regan's company has published a string of consistent celebrity-authored best-sellers, by Jenna Jameson, Eminem, and Jose Canseco among others. Regan often also focuses on erotic material or women's writing: including Toni Bentley's The Surrender , a dancer's memoir of anal sex and submission, and the collection of writings by women prisoners edited by Wally Lamb, Couldn't Keep It To Myself."

2006-04-20T12:35:00.000-07:00

bit-tech.net - Vivid to offer burn-your-own downloadable DVDs

"Vivid Video, the company that brought you Jenna Jameson, is gearing up to offer downloadable DVDs next month."

2006-04-20T12:33:00.000-07:00

SaveManny.com - Jenna Jameson's May 2006 Esquire Spread

"I love how porn is slowly inching closer and closer into mainstream American media. It's a pretty big step for tight-ass America to have one of their greatest porn stars in a massively distributed publication.

Are you prudes forgetting how sexually repressed you are supposed to be? Next thing you know they'll be showing (shudder) boobs on network TV (on purpose)..."

2006-04-19T15:43:00.000-07:00

Jenna Jameson will be appearing @ EXXXOTICA Miami!

Yes, that’s right: Jenna-friggin’-Jameson will be appearing for the first 2 of the 3 days sigining autographs, taking pics, etc.

Now, even if no more big names get signed on, I think it’ll be an awesome show. But, I think with Tera and Jenna specifically signed on, there should be some more big stars that will sign on before the show. How cool would it be if Stormy could come?

2006-04-19T10:48:00.000-07:00

calendarlive.com: - Goodbye, Gotham, she's ours

"Among the culture the publishing wing of ReganMedia has produced are bestsellers like 'How to Make Love Like a Porn Star' by Jenna Jameson and 'Juiced' by Jose Canseco. The company has also published books by Wally Lamb, Iraq war Gen."

** Easily one of the finest photographs ever of Jenna.

2006-04-19T10:47:00.000-07:00

DeLand mystery: X-rated actress in kiddie game

"The card was part of the packaging for a key chain that emits audio clips of porn star Jenna Jameson at work."

2006-04-18T11:01:00.000-07:00

What's Wrong with Reporting on Sex?

There is an unbelievable plug for a Jenna Jameson product that has also been available, in one form or another, for several years.

2006-04-18T10:58:00.000-07:00

BLABBERMOUTH.NET

"Former JANE'S ADDICTION/RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS and current THE PANIC CHANNEL guitarist Dave Navarro will be joining adult film star Jenna Jameson as the host for the upcoming Erotica LA, the largest shopping metroplex and cultural event to hit Los Angeles. The annual extravaganza is set for June 23-25 at the L.A. Convention Center."

2006-04-18T10:57:00.000-07:00

Gizmodo UK: Sex In 2016

"Brad Abram, president of XStream3D Multimedia, said his firm's 'Virtually Jenna,' an online game in which the player has sex with realistic cartoon of porn star Jenna Jameson, can link hardware devices following the action to genitalia."

We know; same story, different headline. It happens.

2006-04-17T11:10:00.000-07:00

SignOnSanDiego.com -- Experts ponder a future of new sex gizmos, robots

"Brad Abram, president of XStream3D Multimedia, said his firm's “Virtually Jenna,” an online game in which the player has sex with realistic cartoon of porn star Jenna Jameson, can link hardware devices following the action to genitalia."

2006-04-14T14:48:00.000-07:00

Jenna Jameson Invites You to Visit Her Anonymously Online With PPPcard(TM)

"Adult mega star Jenna Jameson and the gorgeous ClubJenna Girls can now be accessed on the Internet in total privacy, without using a charge card or revealing your name. ClubJenna, Inc., Jameson's management company, has signed an agreement with PPPcard™ (pppcard.net), to be its exclusive partner in marketing website content with anonymous payment cards that require no identifying information."

2006-04-14T11:28:00.000-07:00

There She Was. There She Goes. -- The slow, sad demise of Miss America

Feminism killed off Miss America, but not in the way originally intended or predicted. It didn't manage to overthrow unrealistic and bizarre standards of female beauty; if it had, Hollywood wouldn't be chockablock with bobblehead starlets who think an oyster cracker is an entree. And it didn't succeed in liberating women from being seen as sex objects, not when porn star Jenna Jameson can natter away on television about her career as though she were a bank manager.

2006-04-13T10:57:00.000-07:00

BCNG Portals Page

"In concert, O screams and moans like a cross between Richard Hell and porn starlet Jenna Jameson, routinely fellating microphones and dousing herself in beer. In other words, she is the embodiment of style's substance. It's no wonder, then, that when the major-label sharks began circling New York at the dawn of the decade, O and company found themselves in the centre of the feeding frenzy."

2006-04-13T10:56:00.000-07:00

ottawasun.com - Decent exposure

Jenna Jameson is the biggest star in the history of adult movies. The 32-year-old blonde is world famous and has had a meteoric career. She had already appeared in dozens of top men's magazines by the time she was 20 and rose quickly to the top of the porn star world after a number of movie awards for her, um, acting.

2006-04-12T12:03:00.000-07:00

Ciggy stardust - The Herald

There's a Jenna reference in this news story, trust us. But, perhaps, more importantly, how hot does Jenna look in this particular photograph? Wow. Color us impressed. Sure, the excessive media exposure makes us crazy, but the gal definitely knows how to take a damn good photo.

2006-04-12T10:25:00.000-07:00

gossiplist.com

"Perez Hilton has yet another scoop on Chad Michael Murray! Apparently Chad was making out with a blonde wanna be model from San Diego named Alona Bolotnikov at Hugh Hefner's birthday party at the Playboy Mansion last Saturday!! Alona attends UCSD and belongs to Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority. Her idol is Jenna Jameson and Alona is on her path to porn fame"

2006-04-12T10:22:00.000-07:00

Advance Titan Online

"Soul, funk and dance music; would you expect anything less from Prince? “3121” is the new eclectic and highly anticipated album from Prince. With a debut at number one at the end of March, you would expect nothing but heavy funk-laden beats and sultry lyrics that would make even Jenna Jameson blush."

2006-04-12T10:21:00.000-07:00

Great Female Role Models - VoxEfx

"So if you're a model representing makeup, you can't blow coke or rub your genitals on a piece of hardware intimately acquainted with Jenna Jameson? Cosmetic companies are fascists."

2006-04-11T11:32:00.000-07:00

The iPod Observer - Bloomberg Columnist Advocates Apple Sell iPorn

To date, however, Apple has maintained a reputation that doesn't typically see its name spoken in the same breath with Jenna Jameson. Mr. Gilbert's thoughts? "IPod [sic] porn, desirable or not, may prove an irresistible temptation to a more profit-hungry Apple."

2006-04-11T11:31:00.000-07:00

CelebNewsWire - Carmen Rides Sybian, Loses Eyeliner Job

"First Kate Moss got fired from several lucrative ad gigs after getting caught doing the naughty salt, now Carmen Electra's contract with Max Factor is in jeopardy after she mounted a Sybian machine on Howard Stern's radio show. So if you're a model representing makeup, you can't blow coke or rub your genitals on a piece of hardware intimately acquainted with Jenna Jameson? Cosmetic companies are fascists."

2006-04-10T11:52:00.000-07:00

AVN - Jameson Signs with PPPCard

"“While I’m totally open about what I do, I understand that many people might have some good reasons for wanting to keep their interest in me confidential,” Jameson said. “But beyond being secure and absolutely private, PPPcard is an awesome solution because it is absolutely hassle-free and it keeps your personal information personal when you visit ClubJenna.com.”"

*News only someone in the adult-industry could love.

2006-04-10T11:51:00.000-07:00

She makes angst rock just like a woman - The Australian

"Hormone rockers are sold as one up from Friends' Phoebe with her guitar, singing Smelly Cat. In a post-feminist world, where the Pussycat Dolls, Jenna Jameson and Dita Von Teese are considered ersatz campaigners for the rights of women, the hormone rockers are veritable Mary Wollstonecrafts."

2006-04-07T13:45:00.000-07:00

The Badger Herald - University of Wisconsin-Madison

"Matt LePay is incredibly talented, and the speed with which he can tell Badger fans about the position Alando Tucker is in will be a useful asset for his new job telling us the position of Jenna Jameson: porn commentator."

2006-04-06T14:51:00.000-07:00

Foul-mouthed duo unchallenged kings of Jewish joke pop world

"Does knowing who Jenna Jameson is really make you taboo cool anymore? She has her own show on basic cable!"

2006-04-05T14:17:00.000-07:00

Sex In The City: Now Class, Get On Your Knees

"Neither Jenna Jameson, Heidi Fleiss, nor the “Mayflower Madam,” Sydney Biddle Barrows, showed up at a “Sex Work Matters” conference. Jointly held by The New School and CUNY Graduate Center on March 30, the city’s first-ever sex-worker conference did, however, fill a room with out-and-proud self-proclaimed hos, academics and activists."

2006-04-05T11:19:00.000-07:00

FOX Sports - AFC South team needs help

"Carr has spent more time on his back than (insert Jenna Jameson reference here) over the past couple of years, and I wouldn't hold it against him if he was on the phone everyday with the Texans management petitioning for some offensive line help."

Jenna, plus any sports story, always ranks high on the Fatigue chart.

2006-04-05T11:17:00.000-07:00

Media Orchard

"Jenna Jameson is a spokesperson for a number of brands. Suicide girls is the breakout brand of 2005. Why not? Why not use our ability to attract attention for others?"

2006-04-04T14:22:00.000-07:00

Washington College | The Elm Student Newspaper

"Anyway, back to my favorite women: of course, my mommy is one, then there is my favorite blonde in the world up in Philadelphia, we can’t forget my two favorite blondes on campus, and of course Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane, and Jessica Simpson. (No, I don’t like the letter J)."

2006-04-04T14:21:00.000-07:00

Mobile entertainment

"Comedy Central executive vp and general manager Michele Ganeless says her channel plans to clip and repurpose material from its 'incredibly deep library,' which includes 'The Daily Show' and 'South Park.' This month, Comedy Central is set to debut 'Samurai Love God,' an original animated mobile series voiced by 'Daily Show' correspondent Ed Helms and adult-film star Jenna Jameson."

2006-04-04T12:08:00.000-07:00

Anthony Kaufman's blog: In Fight Against Porn, Have Conservatives Met Their Match?

"They've whittled away our civil rights, succeeded in squashing women's healthcare across the nation and managed to put old-white right-wing ideologues on the Supreme Court. But conservatives can't beat Jenna Jameson. I'm not sure if there is a lesson to be learned here for independent and art filmmakers, but in today's 'moral-values' culture, I'm somewhat happy to report that the pro-torture evangelical community has a formidable enemy in porn."

2006-04-04T12:07:00.000-07:00

Bettie Page Movie!

"I'm not exactly sure what this movie could be about, except some pretty nice sequences of Gretchen Mol dressed up as Bettie Page, but I'm willing to give it a shot. She's achieved iconic status for being naughty in our nation's nicest era, so good for her. If it weren't for her, there would be no Jenna Jameson I suppose."

2006-04-03T15:23:00.000-07:00

MTVN Makes Wireless Push

"MTVN is also developing original, short-format mobile shows. One of the first in that genre will be Comedy Central’s Samurai Love God, an animated series with eight two-and-a-half-minute episodes, featuring voice work from adult film actress Jenna Jameson. It will debut later this spring."

2006-04-03T13:48:00.000-07:00

The Jeopardy! challenge - CBS SportsLine.com

"No matter how much you might wish it would be so, certain founts of knowledge you possess are never going to appear as Jeopardy! categories. For instance, it is highly unlikely that Jenna Jameson, The Macho Man Randy Savage, or moments from Bring It On are ever going to lead you or I to victory."

2006-04-03T13:46:00.000-07:00

Jenna Jameson Stars in Adidas Video Podcast - Yahoo! Finance

"Adult mega star Jenna Jameson stars in the first of a series of innovative advertising podcasts created for sneaker maker Adidas"