Jenna Jameson; the long goodbyeIt's been since April of 2007 that Team Jenna Fatigue surfaced for air to comment on the media debacle that has become Jenna Jameson. So after a quick remark about something totally unremarkable we disappeared ---- until now. It seems that at the '08 AVN Awards Jenna declared her legs forever closed in a bizarre retirement speech before presenting some inane 'mainstream crossover' award named in her honor.
I found the clip on Luke Is Back so here it is: Jenna Jameson’s Awards Show Speech
So where does this leave us? Where does Team Jenna Fatigue go from here? We don't think Jenna has been doing much sex action lately anyway and Playboy - who owns Club Jenna - most likely has plenty of not-yet-seen footage ready to push on the public over the next few years.
Gram Ponante at Porn Valley Observed goes The Economist route to ask the big questions and get some perspective on how the news of Jenna's retirement affects 'the future of the porn superstar'.
But does the general porn fan really care? Is Jenna even considered a big draw these days? Her name still means something in mainstream circles because who the hell else are media folks going to reference? But for rabid porn consumers is she still sought after for product?
Each time we see Jenna these days in magazines and on the web she looks a bit 'off,' let's say. Here are some images we spotted on Drunken Stepfather the other day (w/ nonsensical AVN clip).
I guess she could write another book. Then there's that bio-pic of her life. She can just keep popping up in gossip magazines and on celebrity sites who traffic in such madness to keep the profile glittering.
Maybe it's just time she stepped aside. Not sure if she could ever just walk away from the media attention. Where does a world-famous pornstar just drift away too? It might not be a bad idea to lay low for awhile. We honestly do not care, but because of her 'newsworthy' moment the other night declaring her vagina officially closed for business we figured a brief comment on this site, the preeminent source for all things media nonsense related to Jenna, and get it out of our system.
We might be back. We might not. We think Jenna is already plotting her COMEBACK FUCK video extravaganza so perhaps when that hits the news cycle we'll return to say how thrilled we are to have her back where she belongs - wherever that is......
Love,
Us


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I'm a fan of Jenna..
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
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