Island Dispatch: We have to admit there isn’t much these days to keep us from our daily activities of lounging on the beach with a cold beverage and reading classic Hemingway. But when news filtered down to our tranquil island paradise that Jenna Jameson had been hiding out after a supposed botched vaginoplasty and then re-appeared at a porn convention looking frighteningly skinny and sporting a kooky Posh Spice haircut and then subsequently blaming her extreme weight loss on the stress she’s been under while publicly feuding with her ex-husband Jay Grdina -- well… how could we not towel off and comment on such media ballyhoo?

We hadn’t even realized she’d hooked up with Tito Ortiz so any word about her vagina maintenance was a complete surprise. As for her looking like Posh Spice, well it’s a bit much.

And then there’s the movie adaptation of her autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, which should surely put cinema back 30 years should it ever make it to the big screen. Who are they going to get to play Jenna? This is the big question. We’ve heard Scarlett Johansson is rumored to be interested in the role, but the whole ‘taking it up the ass’ chapter of the porn star’s heralded (small screen) career may dampen Ms. Johansson’s enthusiasm for the project. But we shall see.

The point of this dispatch is due to the fact that Jenna is all over the media these days and that can only mean one thing: Jenna Fatigue. Way too much media coverage of the adult star who seems to be having a resurgence of late, what with the vaginoplasty and extreme skinniness making news. Porn-star and vaginoplasty is always two words that when put together will create a whirl of media interest.

And so we once again put down the expensive liquor, practice our reporting skills (noting news reports from other sources, that is) and seek out examples of Jenna Fatigue around the globe.

Because, quite honestly, it’s enough already!