Jenna, Divorced

Our last post was July 20, 2006. Because ‘All Things Jenna’ finally took its toll, that’s why. We needed a respite from the daily grind of filtering out all the latest and greatest Jenna news. It’s taxing, quite taxing, on all the senses.

And yet, upon hearing the NEWS that the boobalicious adult star is getting divorced from her husband, we perked up long enough from our siesta to post an update.

It seems the XXX star is dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. We have no clue who that is, but then again, we’re on an island in the middle of nowhere so stuff like that is meaningless.

This really isn’t big news, unless you’re truly concerned about Jenna’s love life, and if you are, you need help.

We’re not sure how involved we want to be in the Jenna/Media game; while we enjoy looking at her boobs, it’s the actual work part that gets in the way of our relaxing. But there’s something about Jenna, rather the Jenna phenomenon. In our estimation, it’s cooled somewhat, from, say the time when her book hit the shelves and she was pretty much everywhere.

She’s also since sold out to Playboy, which has rendered much of the business side of the Jenna Empire rather dull.

However, this period in her public life and career might be somewhat interesting; she’s really not a working porn star and more than likely possesses hours and hours of pre-filmed material just waiting to be released -- a few, buzz-ready titles a year for the foreseeable future.

But where does she fit in now to the media zeitgeist? With so much ‘adult’ content to be consumed on the ‘Net and elsewhere, a glut of user-generated content featuring sexy, ‘real’ girls and a laundry list of skanky actresses and socialites on the scene, in the tabloids and on magazine covers each week – many of who having shown there vaginas ten times as much as Jenna has in the past year -, where does pornography’s most recognizable face go for a little media hand-holding?

Damn good question.

Will she be rendered obsolete this time next year? Will she re-launch herself into a new content medium, with a new message?

It’s another damn good question.

There’s so much to discuss when it comes to Jenna. We’re going to try and make sense of it all, if that’s at all possible. And without a bottle of Jim Beam it might not be.

To be continued….