After a few weeks lounging on the beach on an island in the middle of nowhere, far from any news of the buxom Jenna and her continuing takeover of the entertainment world, we are tanned, rested and ready to dive back into the waters presently occupied by Jenna Jameson and the always jovial and unpredictable/predictable mainstream media.

Our return to interesting/boring/annoying news about Jenna brings us one of the better story headlines we’ve had the pleasure of reading in quite some time.

Poor Mojo Newswire: Fucking isn't bad for Feminism

"These well-intentioned prudes proffer a false choice: Be the next Jenna Jameson or support Hillary for president. There's no room for a lusty woman in office (never mind Mary Carey's political ambitions), and certainly no credence given to strippers or adult performers, who they see as airheaded sluts."